Are you the type of person that believes an elf murders a reindeer for every tree lit before Thanksgiving? Is “Bah Humbug” one of your catch phrases and The Grinch your idol?
If so, this blog post is probably not for you.
Not yet, anyway.
However, with the average American spending approximately $700 on Christmas gifts annually, I encourage you to give the early Christmas spirit side a try.
S p r e a d t h a t s h i t o u t.